[Jareth]

Idézet: lehella - Dátum: 2004. dec. 24., péntek - 20:31

A legjobb:

-Verd le a lakatot
-De mivel?
-ANYÁDDDAL!!!

Lehet hogy nem pontos de nem lehet elfelejteni :Ð

Üvegtigris?

[lehella]

Talált

[Lord]

Idézet: Kriszbacsi - Dátum: 2004. dec. 11., szombat - 16:24

- Á, kit látnak szemeim?! Lauren! Hiába, kutyából nem lesz ham and eggs! Hozz egy villamosszéket, és foglalj helyet.

- Ha egyetértesz, jelezd azzal, hogy fõbelövöd magad!
- Vigyázz, ez csapda!

sziki szökevény
atomrulez

[Kriszbacsi]

Idézet: Lord - Dátum: 2004. dec. 24., péntek - 21:38

sziki szökevény
atomrulez

Igen! Nem is kellett többet idéznem, pedig lenne még mit.

[bgabor]

Idézet: Kriszbacsi - Dátum: 2004. dec. 26., vasárnap - 10:06

Igen! Nem is kellett többet idéznem, pedig lenne még mit.

"Ne mozduljon! Fegyverem van!  Most nincs nálam,otthon van!"

[Samott]

Idézet

- Jelszó
- Lekvároscsirke.
- Parancsoljon fõorvos úr!

Samott

[boyscout]

Idézet: Samott - Dátum: 2004. dec. 30., csütörtök - 16:25

Lekvároscsirke

Egy bolond százat csinál

[Popi]

feladvány:

- Mondja má, ez véletlenül nem egy munkásõr egyenruha?
- arra emlékezteti??
- Nagyjábol pont.

(lehet,hogy nemvoltam pontos)

[boyscout]

Idézet: Popi - Dátum: 2004. dec. 30., csütörtök - 19:42

- Mondja má, ez véletlenül nem egy munkásõr egyenruha?

Csapd le csacsi! 

[andreinstein]

Lehet hogy egy "kicsit" hosszú, de nagyon jó :

- Let me speak to Betty.
- Uh, party's over.
She probably went home.
- She lives there!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. l know her.
Well, then get her on the phone.
Tell her it's an emergency.
Who-- Who should
l say is calling?
You tell her it's Teddy from work on the phone.
l got some major fucking emergency.
Hi, Ted.
l'm Margaret.
You sound down. Has this not been the happiest of New Years?
No, Margaret. This hasn't been my happiest New Year.
This one's starting off pretty fucking badly.
- Aw, how come?
- Well, Betty...
leaves me here all by myself, and first thing right off the bat,
l'm fucked by a coven of witches.
You were fucked by an oven full of witches?
A coven of witches!
Not an oven!
Well, one witch in particular.
Was she an old hag with a mole on her face with hair growing out of it?
No, no, she was very beautiful.
Ted? What's the problem?
Well, admittedly, that was the best part of the evening.
lt was pretty bloody good actually.
But it's still a pretty unnerving way to start off the night.
Sounds like a pretty great way to start off the night to me.
- Why don't we just skip over the witches?
- Skipping the witches.
Right. Later, in another room,
some crazy fucking maniac sticks a gun in my face...
and forces me to play out some psychosexual drama with his wife.
He made you have psycho sex with his wife?
No, he didn't make me fuck his wife.
He thought l fucked his wif e.
- He held me at gunpoint with a loaded gun!
- What kind of gun was it?
l don't know.
l'm not a gun guy. lt was big.
-Was it like Dirty Harry's gun?
-Yeah, sort of like that, yeah.
Did it have a real long barrel or a short barrel?
What difference does it make?
Well, f or one thing, it's a difference between a .44 Magnum and a Magnum .357.
Who the fuck cares whether it was a.44 or a .392? lt was a big fucking gun!
lt was loaded! And it was pointed right at my fucking head!
- You wanna skip this part too?
- l want you to get Betty on the phone right fucking now.
Hold on.
Anybody live here named--
What's her name again?
- Betty.
- Betty!
Whatcha screaming about?
- You're Betty?
- Yeah, l'm Betty.
lt's my fucking place.
- Who the fuck are you?
- l'm Margaret. And this is Ted.

   

[boyscout]

Idézet

Amíg nem voltál mosómedvevadászaton nem is éltél... utána pedig már nem is akarsz.

[Samott]

Idézet

Delfin, vagy eszkimó, nem mindegy? Hal-hal. Tök uncsi a zöldek hippi-dumája.

Samott

[Cpt. Balu]

Idézet

Egy tálentomot az exleprásnak!

[Samott]

Idézet: Cpt. Balu - Dátum: 2005. febr. 23., szerda - 12:36

Egy tálentomot az exleprásnak!

Idézet

- Van akinek nem lehet a kedvére tenni...
- Jézus is pont ezt mondta, uram!

Brian elete...

Samott

[Merlot]

Idézet: Samott - Dátum: 2005. febr. 23., szerda - 10:34

Delfin, vagy eszkimó, nem mindegy? Hal-hal. Tök uncsi a zöldek hippi-dumája.

South Park - Cartmen

Respect!

[Merlot]

What's "Forget about it"? What is that?
"Forget about it" is like... if you agree with someone.
Like, "Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass." "Forget about it."
But then, if you disagree, like, "A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac"?
But then if something is the greatest thing in the world, like...
"Those peppers! Forget about it!" You know?
It's also like saying, "Go to hell."
Like, "Paulie, you got a one-inch pecker."
And Paulie says, "Forget about it."

Sometimes it just means forget about it.

Respect

[Bachterman]

helló emberek!

nehézzel kezdenék:

-"Regular storage procedure. Same as the other food."
-"Fish, plankton, sea greens, and protein from the sea."
-"Link(To Sancuary)? ...Ah, yes! Link."
-"...my birds sing and deep grottoes whisper my name. Box...Box...Box."

[Bachterman]

még egy: (nem bírok magammal)

"[talking on the phone] And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire... "

[7of9]

At my signal, unleash hell!

[Samott]

Idézet

- Fiúk semmi kétség ti vagytok a legsunyibb, legenyveskezûbb paraziták, akiket ismerek.
- Jaj, ne. Ugyan már. Elég. Teljesen elpirultam.

Samott