Turbo, ezt külön neked.
Oblivionos Chuck Norris viccek.
"10.When Chuck Norris started out he didn't have to look for the heir, who's better for the job then Chuck Norris?
9.When Chuck Norris steals in town he doesn't have to worry about town guards, they're all either dead or hiding in the forest.
8.When Chuck Norris was riding town to town he got fed up with his horse and carried it and still managed to get there faster than if he fast traveled, no ones faster then Chuck Norris.
7.Chuck Norris never bothered saving up gold to buy new equipment, what Chuck Norris wants Chuck Norris gets.
6.When the gates to Oblivion opened up no Daedra came out and instead they frantically tried to close them on the other side, they all heard Chuck Norris was in town.
5.Chuck Norris never bothered getting a house to store his items in, he carried everything with him in the game never getting overburdened and still killed everything.
4.Chuck Norris doesn't have to find a bed to sleep in, infact he doesn't have to sleep at all because no ones ever managed to hit him. Ever.
3.While Chuck Norris ran around Cyrodil none of his Blade, Hand-to Hand, Marksman, or Blunt Skills went up. There was no point when his Kick was already at 500 (yeah, that skills special to him and Chuck doesn't have a cap on that one).
2.The Emperor wasn't killed by the enemy he was killed by Chuck Norris himself, no one locks Chuck Norris in their dungeon and lives.
1.When Chuck Norris attacked a Main Quest NPC he was unable to finish the main quest, because when Chuck Norris kicks someone they stay dead. But even after that he killed all the rest and finished the main quest anyways, because he's Chuck Norris. "
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