Girl #1: My mom and dad are very religious. At night I hear them scream, Jesus!
Boy #3: My Mum says my Dad has brown eyes because he is full of shit.
[after talking to Gertie, after finding her with Brian without their pants on]
Ollie: Do you have any questions about what you saw?
Gertie: [thinking hard] Do you have what Brian has?
Ollie: Yes.
Gertie: [after thinking hard again] Is it as big as his?
Ollie: Sadly, yes.
Bart: Sun even shines on a dog's ass some days.
Greenie: You gettin' a dog?
Ollie: "Cats" is the second worst thing that ever happened to New York City.
Ollie: They're just skinny because they're coked out whores.
Gertrude Steiney: [sobbing] I wanna' be a coked-out whore!
Ollie: Okay. You can be a coked-out whore. You can be a coked-out, coked-out whore.
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